- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

womens rights

You idiot thats 9 letters

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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