your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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