- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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