- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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