- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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