Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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y u no like me joke?

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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