- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Your existance.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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