Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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