- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

You just read this ..

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*