- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

when debbie meets downer

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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