Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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