A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

You idiot.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

hashtags suck balls

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A miserable man committed suicide.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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