- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

All of these jokes are about white people

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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