Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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