How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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