- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why? Why not?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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