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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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