- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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