- Anti Joke

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

9/11 my birthday

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.