- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

knock knock There's no door

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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