Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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