ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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belly button

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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hola said the chinese man

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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