A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

DON"T READ THIS!

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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