- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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