Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

A man penetrates another man.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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