- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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