What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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