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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Balls

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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