Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Ily bae

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Jeff

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

jibby jobby

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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