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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

j.p. is dumb

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Boxing on Boxing Day

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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