roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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