- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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