What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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flavin's head

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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