- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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