Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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