- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Barack Obama

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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