- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

why did you poop because you are a poop

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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