- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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