why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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women's rights

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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