What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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