How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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