What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

the sky is green no it is not

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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