- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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