- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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