- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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