- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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