There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Anti Joke

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