- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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