- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

ever tried african food? they neither

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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