- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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