Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why didn't he finish his

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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