- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

I think everybody should have a penis.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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