What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Fat people

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Tim likes girls

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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