- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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