- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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