A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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