- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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