Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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