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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

A midget walked under a bar.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

You just read this ..

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.