- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

I was watching Fox news.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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