- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

It got hit by a rocket.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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