Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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dead dibbs

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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