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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.