- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

PENIS lol

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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