What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Women's Rights

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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