Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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ok

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Obama

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Continents are large islands.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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