- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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