What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Jordan is pregant

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

poopy is poopy

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

pretty soon we'll all be dead

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

1+1=2

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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