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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Justin's life

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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