A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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