Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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