- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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