- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

France had one revolution

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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