Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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