- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

whats green and lives in the water

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