What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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it was all Tagart

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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