- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

I have a really funny joke.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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