What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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