what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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