How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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