- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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