Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

why girl die cancer

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

women rights

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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