You bumder!

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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