Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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