- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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