Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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