How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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The FCC

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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