- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Roses are red, yup.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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