- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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