- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

knock knock Dave's not here.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

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