- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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