What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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You bumder!

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Feminism

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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My Boyfriend

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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