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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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