What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Robin, get in the car!

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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