- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

No your aunties a joke

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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