Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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what is orange? an orange

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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