- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

One, two, three, four and five

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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