How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

You were born.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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