So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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