- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

roses are red violets are indigo

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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