- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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