- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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