A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

eoin burgin is fat

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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