Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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mexicans fishing

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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