Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Neither have I

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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