What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock Come in

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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