what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A blind man walks into a library.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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