- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Long joke Your such a downey

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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