- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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