Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Knock knock Come in

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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do you have a wife?

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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