DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Immigration Laws

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Anti Joke

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